Cool 'JK' Crisis walkthrough by archaicginger.

Version 1.0.0

---------- Tips and Tricks ----------
This game is not your traditional RPG.  Unfortunately, Rei will never gain any experience and the only thing to be gained from battles is money, which has little use other than to buy Potato Chips to restore SP in the field.

Generally speaking, grinding in this game is not something you want to do, and most battles are better off avoided.  Luckily enemies in this game move rhythmically on the map as to allow for opportunities to easily dodge them.

Rei's stats are fixed and will never change.  The only exceptions to this are her Max HP and Max SP.  Increasing these attributes can only be done twice per attribute; once by finding a chest that will double one of these attributes, and once by completing a special event where Rei masturbates in the shrine.  The latter scene will double both her max HP and max SP.  Rei's Max HP starts off at 450, and can reach a total of 1800, whereas her max SP starts at 90 and can reach a total of 360.

The attack command is useless.  Straight-up, useless.  You're going to want to use your strongest SeXnique in combat pretty much every time.  If you run out of SP in battle you have two options: run, or use some Potato Chips or RiceTastic Wine to restore SP.  Running is not an option in the dungeon, so if you're out of SP restoratives there Rei is literally screwed.

The Horny status.  Rei is going to have this.  Pretty much all the time.  It's really not worth healing with Mint Gum for two reasons.  One: all enemy SeXniques have a chance to apply this and they are constantly spamming them.  Two: it actually helps Rei do more damage.  Rei's Sexual Attack goes up by around 150 points whereas her Sexual Defense only goes down by about 10.  It's just beneficial to have.

Revisiting the shrine:  You can actually revisit the shrine once a day.  If you keep sleeping in Rei's bed you can choose to steal or not steal from the offering box.  You have to choose to not steal to get into the shrine on any given day, but if you choose to steal it'll give you a random amount of Yen and not open the shrine that day.


---------- Intro ----------

First and foremost, skipping the intro does make a mechanical difference in this game.  If you skip the intro, Rei will not acquire the Masturbate SeXnique.  In the long-run, this may not end up mattering, but it can make your first playthrough rather troublesome and unwieldly.  Also you won't be able to unlock the first chest in the dungeon when you get there, so don't skip the intro on your first playthrough.

There's not much to say about the intro, it's just a really long cutscene that you have to watch.

TIP: if you don't want to watch a particular cutscene, likely because you have already watched it before, you can hold the Control key on a windows keyboard to skip text at lightspeed.  This works whether you are using a game controller or not and does not have a controller equivalent button.

After the cutscene with Teacher, and another on the way home, you'll be given control of Rei in her home.  On the ground floor you may optionally look at several things, including the refrigerator, the television, the closet and the facilities available in the bathroom.  These have no bearing on future events, however the closet can be investigated again later to give you some starting funds.

Go up the stairs to the left and walk over to Rei's bed.  Another cutscene will play.

After this cutscene, go downstairs and walk toward Rei's uninvited guests to initiate yet another cutscene.

TL Note: If you are using the Lite version of the AG patch, Japanese text will scroll across the screen at the end of this cutscene.  The translation is roughly:
"And so, Rei has become the new favorite plaything of the villagers. In order to beat this game, Rei will have to get all of the voyeur videos that were taken of her erased.  Until then, she will have to listen to, and obey, the every whim of the men in the village.  Rei can sleep in her bed to move the days forward.  Some events must wait until a day has passed, so remember to rest when it seems like you can't progress."


---------- Day One ----------

Rei will wake up in her bed in the second story of her house.  Head to the first floor, but before you leave you may optionally look in the closet you may or may not have looked at on the first day to receive 1000 Yen.  You may want to do this.  When you're done here head outside, where another cutscene will be triggered.

After the nerd talks to you, going into the building next to the vending machine he told you to is the next progression point.  You may walk through the village now if you wish; no one will attack Rei although they will say some rather vulgar things to her.  If you want to take the opportunity to, going to the general store (a building in the lower-left area of the portion of village containing Rei's house) and purchasing 3 bags of potato chips with your Dad's secret savings is a good thing to do before the villagers get all grabby.  You'll want to save one of these for a sidequest later.

Either way, head into the house the nerd mentioned, go upstairs and talk to the 'Boss.'  After this cutscene Rei will learn the 'Missionary' SeXnique, which is her first damaging SeXnique, and also the weakest of them all.  She will also be able to unlock a chest containing a cutscene-playing item in the dungeon later.  The day will then progress to day two.


---------- Day Two ----------

Rei again wakes up in her bed, but this time the village holds much more danger than before.  If you come into contact with one of the roaming male villagers combat will ensue that pits Rei against the villager in an all-out no-holds-barred sex match!  You can, however, run away from these villager matches.  Be warned though, Delivery Men have much higher speed than Rei and your attempts to flee will generally fail.  Unfortunately, at this point in the game if you do run into a Delivery Man you will lose.  Avoid the bike-riding men for now.  I would recommend avoiding them until you have the Paizuri or Fellatio SeXnique.  (However, they can also be taken out by getting some lucky RNG with Pee as well.)

On day two, there is only one new SeXnique you can acquire.  Pee.  To get this new move you'll have to go to the school and talk to Teacher.  After watching this scene you'll receive the new move.  I'd recommend getting this right away, as it makes the village map a lot safer.  Pee is unique in that it causes a status effect when used.  That status effect being Confusion.  With good RNG this move can get you through some tough scrapes.

There are a total of 5 scenes you can see on the second day:  Teach's Lesson No. 1, Fogey's Frolic No. 1, Papa Giri No. 1, Revenge of the Nerd No. 1 and Boss's Bitch No. 2.
If you manage to see all these scenes withough Rei losing consciousness go home and save next to your bed.

WARNING: There are two potential glitches that could hurt you here, which is why I recommend saving next to Rei's bed.  One glitch prevents the final cutscenes from ever being able to trigger if Rei has ever blacked out.  As far as I know there is no way to prevent this, and all versions of the game, even ones that claim to have fixed this issue, still suffer from it.  The second, more immediately noticable glitch is one that prevents the screen from ever drawing the map again after Rei sleeps.  This second one, however, does have versions floating around the internet where this is patched.  Hopefully, you have that version.  If you do not the only known way to restore the screen is to meander blindly over to Rei's PC and successfully watch a cutscene you have unlocked.  After watching the cutscene the screen will be drawing normally.  Unfortunately this also means you'll have to brave the dungeon and acquire at least one voyeur DVD.  Fortunately there is one right near the entrance of the dungeon, so this feat is entirely possible even without any additional SeXniques.


---------- Day Three ----------

Day three functions much like day two.  Just make your rounds like you did in day two.  Four new cutscenes can be unlocked today: Fogey's Frolic No. 2, Papa Giri No. 2, Revenge of the Nerd No. 2, and Teach's Lesson No. 2.  Fellatio is learned from the nerd scene, Paizuri is learned from Fogey's scene and Clitoral Climax is learned from Papa's scene.

You are now powerful enough to take down most of the Dungeon, but you may as well wait until the next day when there's nothing else to do.  Keep in mind the strongest SeXnique Rei has right now is Paizuri which does around 2000 damage.


---------- Day Four ----------

Day Four is a bit different from the other days.  The third cutscene of the bunch you have to see is actually Teacher's.  You can't do any of the others before this one.  After watching Teach's Lesson No. 3, you're free to do Boss's Bitch No. 3, Fogey's Frolic No. 3, Papa Giri No. 3 and Revenge of the Nerd No. 3.  Boss's Bitch No. 3 will get you the Anal SeXnique, while Revenge of the Nerd No. 3 will get you the Doggy Style SeXnique.

After completing these cutscenes the game can now be finished.  If Rei sleeps in her bed again, barring the aforementioned glitch, it will turn to night and Rei will be able to go to one of the 5 'bachelors' and have a final ending cutscene with them.  Make certain to save before you sleep in your bed, as afterward you cannot leave the village and go into the dungeon.

Probably your best bet is to get all 5 of these endings now.  By loading the save you made from before Rei slept in her bed each time you finish a cutscene you can watch all 5 of them now.  This will put 5 stars on your communal save data and teach Rei the Cowgirl technique which she will now have access to across all save files made in the past and in the future.  The Cowgirl technique is not only the most powerful SeXnique in the game, but it also one-shots absolutely everything, comes with an extra-long cutscene and is required to beat the final boss and get the 'Grand Ending.'


---------- Dungeon ----------

Now that you have the Cowgirl SeXnique the Dungeon can be fully explored and beaten.  Mostly you should avoid coming into contact with enemies on the map whenever you can as there is nothing other than basically useless currency to be gained from fighting them.  What's worse, in the dungeon you CANNOT RUN FROM COMBAT.  It's fuck or be fucked so try your best to meander around the enemies and just grab all the chests.

For simplicity's sake JPG files of the dungeon's floors (showing where all the chests are and what their contents are) can be found in this directory with names indicating their respective floor number.  Essentially this 'Dungeon' just contains chests for you to open which have the dvds of previous cutscenes in them, as well as a few other things.  When you obtain a dvd you can watch it's respective cutscene any time you want from Rei's PC without having to actually replay the game.  There are also two special chests that contain 'Filters' that can be applied when playing back scenes.  In addition there is one chest each of an HP and SP upgrade for Rei.  For specific chest locations refer to the map images.

Also of special note, on basement two of the dungeon there is a hungry mouse you may interact with.  If you give him a bag of Potato Chips he'll eat them and run off.  This actually enables you to go to the shrine west of the village and interact with the offering-box.  If you do go there and choose to not steal from it (you have two opportunities to not be a thief in this dialogue) the shrine door will open.  Going in will give you a special interactive cutscene where you mash the accept button/key to get Rei off, somehow doubling her maximum HP and SP.  This is very worth it and I would recommend leaving to do this sidequest once you acquire one of the Dungeon maps that allow you to teleport to the location you received them since this method requires minimal backtracking.

While there are bosses at certain points of the dungeon, the first can be taken out with a mere Paizuri and offers no threat at this time.  The second only has 12000 HP as well, which is not very difficult to chew through either.  When you get to the final level, however, and receive the third and final dungeon map this would be a good time to save.  The final boss, the 'Eldritch Elder' can't be beaten by anything but Cowgirl.  In fact, using Cowgirl on him one-shots him and allows you to progress and receive the final 'Grand Ending.'  If you save before fighting him and didn't have much time in this playthrough to appreciate the aesthetics of the battle-system much, then his battle is the perfect time to do so.  Especially if you do have all four stat upgrades.

After viewing the 'Grand End' that's it.  You're done!  Go do something else, I guess?  Or watch the cutscenes back or something.


---------- Bestiary ----------

This game's enemies consist solely of males that all want to do nasty things to the protagonist, Rei.  In fact, other when they're confused every enemy will constantly spam SeXniques and nothing else.  They all have fixed HP and Yen rewards, as well as drop chances for items.  With the exception of drop chances (Which who gives a crap about since items suck in this game) these are listed below.

Enemies listed after the divider are one-time bosses.

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| Name          | HP    | Gold |
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| Fat Man       | 300   | 10   |
| Male Student  | 300   | 10   |
| Peeing Student| 300   | 10   |
| Geezer        | 300   | 20   |
| Banger        | 1400  | 60   |
| Flasher       | 1400  | 50   |
| Delivery Man  | 6000  | 100  |
| Dark Envoy    | 10000 | 200  |
| Leader        | 20000 | 300  |
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| Punk          | 2000  | 200  |
| Truant        | 12000 | 200  |
| Eldritch Elder| 10000 | 300  |
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